[Game] Fight Back!

[WhiteNova]

Ok, so the object of the game is to type down a quick method to kill someone(I dunno, think of a weapon or thing you would do in Wolfteam) then someone else will make a post saying how they avoided it(you can also say how you attempted to kill someone else). Then someone will vote whether someone got away and killed the other person or got their ass kicked.

I got bored so I wanted to see what you guys would write.
NOTE: It has to be logical, if it isn't logical someone else respond with a logical way to get away. You can't say "I quadruple backflip avoiding the bullet, and then head shot you with a pistol from 300ft away". No.


My starting post: I aim my sniper rifle at your neck, hoping the recoil will move the bullet up for a headshot. I fire......

[JB Gzn]

and the recoil makes it go over my head, i see someone, turn into a wolf do a jump and try to make a powerslash....

[minorutono]

And I run under you and the wolf bounces off my head like it always does vs me.


I use a hack Red Nade Pi-90 and fire the whole mag at your feet

[SpeedWing]

then press my hotkey for my x and y, and i escape from the nades. i send Al-Quaida after you, they start shooting tomahawks after you, they detect your DNA and only go after you

[WhiteNova]

I turn into a wolf and drop down onto one of the platforms on the side of the map, they chase me but fall off.

Someone walks by above and I jump up off the platform, change to human and aim my shotgun at their head, taking the shot...

[Jsrik]

It was me. I crouch, then take out my CQC knife and quickly attempt to stab you in the gut...

[JB Gzn]

luckily my metal waterbottle is there, the knife breaks, i pick up a nade and put it in your shirt, i jump off the map on a little platform( side of arrival) and watch the explosion....

[Hitman]

from there. Then i overkill u by shooting a bazooka towards u and..

[SpeedWing]

i use mhs to set my health to 2, luckely the nade only gives 1 damage, i survive with a lot of luck, after 2 seconds of debugging my health is back to 2 again. then i escape to an other dimension, it is called the world of kung fu, i hit you with a pogo stick on your weak spots.

[JB Gzn]

since were in kung fu world i've learned all moves like in the matrix, i slow down time, punch you watch you flying 50 meter away on a train-rail, there it comes....

[minorutono]

Since we're in the Matrix World, its only appropriate that I backflip away from the train and watch you get hit instead.

To the next person, I put a 100 degree white hot pebble down your throat and make you swallow it. ouch!

[JB Gzn]

since i have an iron mouth/stomach etc. Delicious!



Now i'll throw all my posts to the next person, some are small and some do MASSIVE damage. heh

[minorutono]

I'll catch them and add them to my own. W00t i'd be teh #1 poster then methinks.

Next Person:
I'll cut off your head with a saw and relocate it in your small intestine.

[SpeedWing]

suddenly you realize i got 2 heads.
i grab my old head and i spew fire on you. you are completely surrounded by fire.

[WhiteNova]

I change into a wolf and jump out of the ring of fire.

I grab a Molotov cocktail and shove it down your pants and smack it with a hammer and run.