[Social Game] Corrupt-A-Wish

[qjqqyy]

Granted. Those chicks have ultra radiation which stronger than the sun. Thus, before you wear it, you has been died.

I wish I can have internet speed with 2 MB that fast.

Granted. Your computer BSoD everytime it connects to the internet

I wish that i can have a new computer AND Se4nh4x InDuStRiEs uber hack Second license

[yozod]

Granted. But your computer has 1 mb RAM and 512 kb graphics memory, so it wont even run.

I wish I were physically and mindly strong

[XxNyxheroxX]

Granted. Your IQ although is 200 but we already gone IQ 20000 ( And we can prevent any universe diseases already by our IQ ) xD

I wish I can improve my volleyball skills.

[trialusert]

Granted. You become a professional volleyball player and invite your whole family to watch you play. They arrive, but unfortunately, so does Ahmed The Terrorist who kills you all.

I wish I could control time.

[qjqqyy]

Granted. but u accidentally fast forward and u die.

I wish that someone will do my homework for me.

[trialusert]

Granted. Your dog will do your homework and eat it right after he/she finishes.

I wish nobody corrupts this wish.

[~Muh]

granted but u get nothing
i wish i was chuck norris

[trialusert]

Granted. But Bruce Lee gets angry and kills you.

I wish I spoke all languages fluently.

[~Muh]

granted but the 2012 Apocalypse happens and you die
i wish for 500 wishes

[qjqqyy]

Granted. But your first wish is that you do not want the otehr 499 wishes anymore.

I wish to live forever

[trialusert]

Granted. You fall into an infinite coma tomorrow.

I wish to become muscled.

[SpeedWing]

granted, you will become so muscled that your body weight will be so high that you can't stand anymore.

I wish my holiday will never end.

[trialusert]

Granted. Your holiday will be infinite, but so does the coma you'll fall into tomrrow.

I wish the news channels were unbribed.

[~Muh]

granted but you will fall into a coma tomorrow so it wont matter

[trialusert]

Lol =)
I wish you didn't forget to wish for something.